Chapter 3

Welcome back to the next chapter in Wisteria’s quest to have 26 kids in a very short lifespan.

I must have forgotten that both Wisteria and Jay got their LTW done.  They both then changed their new LTW to Super Popular, which immediately completed.

Also, the cute maid is a vampire, so hopefully he sticks around.

They both had enough points for the age freeze potion.  Wisteria and Jay then changed their LTW again.  Wisteria did the Alchemy one (she is already level 10 and has thrown 15/50 potions).  Jay chose Law Enforcement.

I really need to remember to fix her lipstick. I must have deleted the original one she had and I really hate the one it defaulted back to.

I think this is where she became a self-employed Alchemist.

That night, all of her potions in consignment sold and she topped the career immediately.

I was seriously thinking how to bring Michael Bachelor back to life, but this saved us.

Hi Micah!

Baby confirmation.

Wisteria:  Why?  Why did you destroy my chair!

I contemplated keeping Michael in the house until Wisteria could use him.  Instead, we gave him a Young Again potion.

Then he got this.  Normally, I can’t even get this opportunity a single time.

Wisteria:  I need more daddies, so please keep that in mind.

Elderberry ages up.

Chestnut ages up.

Dahlia ages up.

Wisteria:  Well, don’t mind if I do.

They met out in the middle of nowhere, but only chatted before she went home frozen.

Graduation day.  Chestnut is holding Elderberry and did not even throw his diploma.

This might become true.

There was no one dead that we needed for a daddy and Michael resurrected Parker Langerak.  Both of them moved in with their wives and I used Master Controller to fix the relationship from ex-wife due to death to wife.

Wisteria hunts people to throw potions at.  She needed to impress this guy.

Wisteria:  San Francisco has fog.

I was hoping for more, but we have found our very first Virgo!

Wisteria then has to impress this guy.  She could not throw a single potion at him though.

All the girls in town are probably going to end up tragic clowns.

Wisteria calmly walks away after throwing a flask of angry bees at this guy.

Elderberry ages up again.

Baby incoming!

Trying to hunt down Michael (for some reason he is not on her friends list) and she finds his wife and kids.  Wisteria wastes no time in befriending both of them while Michael’s wife looks on.

It took another day before we could find Michael and get him to come over.

*jingle*

Normally Wisteria just walks away and gets rid of the men.  This time she flirts and then sends him away.

Cocoa Slush tried to leave us.  We have him on the hook for Cancer (zodiac) and Criminal (career).

Much better.

Dahlia:  You won’t win.
Elderberry:  Watch me.

Dahlia:  Hi mom!
Elderberry:  Curses!

It took 5 weeks but finally the irresistible trait has annoyed me to death.

Elderberry was bored and so was I.

Ghost baby??

Dahlia:  You need to pay attention in school.

Elderberry grabs the IF potion that Jay made like 3 weeks prior.

Jelly Bean is here.  We don’t need him since Bubble is an IF due to immigration occults, but I did want to prove that I could do this.

Wisteria’s senses were alerted to a new household member and immediately heads down to greet him.

Became real just in time to age up.

For once, I am going to be sad when a kid leaves.  Dahlia fixed the hot tub and three toilets.  She then chooses the LTW The Tinkerer.  She reads skill books in her free time after this.

Our first look at baby Flax (daddy Brent Razzle-Kaluha).

Elderberry and Jelly Bean age up.

Then it was Dahlia’s turn.

Last family meal for Dahlia!

Dahlia has her graduation and voted Most Likely to get Electrocuted.

Dahlia:  Such lies!  I have almost topped my handiness skill!

Maybe we should ban Wisteria from graduations from now on.

While Jay panics, Jelly Bean yells at Elderberry.  I’m pretty sure Elderberry will be murdered soon.  He’s an asshole.

Aww, ghost baby!  Thanks Michael!  Meet Glacier!

Also, even though it means nothing:  We now have 3 girls and 4 boys.

Almost missed prom.  Jelly Bean is king and also gets a romantic interest (not a babysitter either!!).

Wisteria:  You’re my next choice and I fix all your problems!

Guy Mist-Pop gets a fountain of youth potion before even getting to know Wisteria.  They have compatible traits and he is easily wooed.

Now that Jay has gotten this for the family, Wisteria can make sure all daddies are happy when they “come” and perform.

We will not even discuss how much woohoo was had.  I think it was 7 attempts before the jingle.

Wisteria:  My vag is broke.  Leave, peasant.

I was checking this guy out to see if it was worth Wisteria getting to know him and l got so excited…Then I realized the career we need is Plumbot Dealer.  Dammit.

Flax has his child birthday.  Nice pigtails, kid.

Pancakes for dinner!  It will be nice not to have Elderberry in the house.  His fairy pranks are super annoying and no one likes him.

Glacier gets his birthday notification.

And we have the next baby on the way officially.   I think we will stop here since we did have two births, which is the minimum amount for births per update.

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