Welcome back to the next chapter of Wisteria and her Whippersnappers.
As busy as she is, Wisteria has very needy kids that need a lot of attention. She is more than happy to stop what she is doing to give hugs and tell secrets.
She has her next pop while serving everyone dinner.
We also did not have a potion for Jay, so he does become an adult.
Locking down men to add to our list. Ran Arrow a born in game sim of mine from a million years ago, is next on the list.
Hank Goddard is on the list because he is the only cop I could freaking find.
Cocoa Slush got old, he is on the list as backup. Wisteria has been buying potions and using them on men if she and Jay don’t need them.
Sigh. She gets abducted from Cocoa’s house right as she was throwing the potion.
Luckily she is returned here and she is able to hit him before he croaked.
It’s time for Bubble to grow up.
Jay needs to top this career, so he’s off getting dirt on people.
Bubble is a cutie with random blonde hair. The rest of her coloring is all Wisteria.
And it’s time for another birthday.
Christopher Steel ended up being needed after all. He is the only Pisces that we have found so far.
Holy fuckazoids.
Apple: So, how many more kids do you have to have?
Wisteria: A lot.
Bubble being cute while eating.
..and labor is at hand!
Too bad you will never see the result because I suck.
Apple blows herself up. How she got on the potion table, I’ll never know.
Micah the werewolf did show up for his son, Chestnut, to be born. He feeds his animal.
Then cleans up his dishes before Wisteria sends him on his way.
Well, isn’t this perfect timing!
Wisteria finds another potion and uses it so that she could get knockd up.
Then she invites Ran over to the house.
First try.
Teen Bubble incoming!
Just reacquainting herself with the men around town.
Then it is off for Apple’s graduation.
Wisteria buys Apple the house next door and off the firstborn goes.
Bubble is now a child.
Baby 4 is on the way!
The never seen 3rd child has a birthday soon.
I think Wisteria is out gathering intel on men.
Looking for spirits since she can never work.
Gotta learn these damn potions.
Everyone was out of the house for Chestnut’s birthday. The semi-cute babysitter got him ready.
He looks just like Micah so far.
First things first.
It’s hard to keep track of the aging, I swear. I think she is going to be a teen.
He tried fixing the dishwasher again and it was a success.
He was about to have his elder birthday, so a fountain of youth potion was used.
When you are selling shit and find out that your daughter is the Consignment person.
Jay needed a break from the potion table and worked with Chestnut.
Dude showed up and unclogged a toilet. Jay then decided he wanted to tutor him for an opportunity.
Bubble doing some potty cleaning.
Then we have a blown up Jay, Bubble having a birthday, Chestnut needing to go back to the nursery, and Wisteria wanting to celebrate Bubble.
I have no clue where she is, but it’s baby time.
Bubble and Jay got into it apparently. I missed it all, but another honor roll!
Dahlia is born and I actually got a shot of her.
Time for another birthday.
I can’t recall if she got a potion or if she is having her adult birthday.
Wisteria is not pregnant, so bring on the work!
Bubble needs attention from Wisteria.
Kenyon quickly locks in to be a baby daddy, as he is a 4-star celeb. Here Wisteria is trying to impress him.
When you click on City Hall and realize you have not been collecting the service awards.
Still trying to befriend Kenyon.
And after much work, we have baby 5 on the way.
Kenyon Cafe-Oasis
Celebrity: 4 star
Occult: N/A
Job: Music
Zodiac: Taurus
Social Group: N/A
Family dinner without Jay who is up doing potions (still).
Almost time for a new toddler.
Baby confirmation. Jay doing some skill reading.
He then wants to interview Deborah.
We need Malcolm to be young again, so Wisteria makes that happen. I just don’t remember why.
Chestnut never came home from City Hall after school. Micah was there to keep an eye on him.
Time for a birthday!
Cutie with Ran’s hair and eyes.
Oh and Chestnut becomes a teen!
Potty training is always the first thing a kid should learn.
@##*$# I have been trying to get Jay abducted, but only Wisteria is ever taken.
Mortimer Goth gets a potion, but only because he never married or had babies.
Top pic: Eugene Tart-Summers has been on the list for weeks. He is a witch and that may be his only use now. Wisteria just never connected with him after finding out his information.
Time for another YA birthday.
Michael Bachelor was not needed. We also didn’t really need him to come over and die on the front porch.
First prom! Both kids got formal makeovers.
Bubble then has her birthday.
At the same time, stray dog comes to die.
This is bad.
Sigh. It was just a matter of time before Wisteria sets the place on fire. Brave Bubble does come put out the fire.
WRONG PERSON!
This would be why Wisteria leaves.
They were still putting out the fire when she landed back on earth.
Too many birthdays.
Bubble’s graduation. I don’t have high hopes.
Called it.
Elderberry Cafe-Oasis has arrived.
Dahlia still looks just like her dad.
The hope is to top her career before a new baby comes. She is 3/4 through level 9.
Chestnut and Dahlia vying for Wisteria’s attention.
Jay tops his career!
Daddy 6 is “encouraged” to follow Wisteria home. It took about 6 hours to impress him and then another two or three to get him ready to provide his “donation”.
Wisteria: That worked, you may leave now.
The reason that Brent Razzle-Kaluha was used.
Witch!
Brent Razzle-Kaluha
Celebrity: 5 star
Occult: Witch
Job: Culinary
Zodiac: Libra
Social Group: N/A
WOOOO! I clicked/deleted the notification too fast not realizing he had actually got the last potion learned. We can now make Young Again potions!
Le sigh.
This is probably the last haunting instance that Wisteria will need. She did complete a job beforehand, but it was not enough to push the needle over the line.
It finally happened!
For the first time, we will have three birthdays in a row. Elderberry to toddler, Dahlia to teen, and Chestnut to YA.
But we will save that for next time.
| 6 | Pregnancies (max of 26) |
| 0.5 | Husband Bonus |
| 0.5 | Celebrity Cluster |
| 0.4 | Occult Cluster |
| 0 | Travel Cluster |
| 0.2 | Social Group Cluster |
| 0.6 | Job Cluster |
| 0.5 | Zodiac Cluster |
| 0.4 | Lifespan |
| 0 | LTRs |
| 0 | Social Worker Penalty |
| 3.1 | Total Score |
Wisteria's Whippersnappers 