Sometimes you want to revisit a challenge and sometimes you just want to replace a medal you lost. Boolprop got updated and we now have to collect Flairs. I am seriously only doing this madness for that reason alone.
Wisteria Plum Souffle was dusted off out of my bin. She was last seen 7 years ago (?! how has that much time passed?).
In this life, Wisteria is Flirty, Family-Oriented, Irresistible, Nurturing, and Friendly. All decent traits to nab unsuspecting men and birth their spawn. She is also going to try her hand at being a Ghost Hunter.
This slice of yumminess was going to be the spouse. He was also saved to the bin for the future.
It became quite apparent that this gentleman was better off being the first daddy than the future spouse.
Wisteria finds out several things right off the bat.
Name: Cashew Cream-Tart
Celebrity: 2 stars
Occult: Fairy
Job: Medical
Zodiac: Aries
Social Group: None
He checked off too many Clusters to be a lowly husband who had to watch his beloved wife through 25 pregnancies.
Commence the baby making. Since there is no husband, there is no point in conceiving this one at home. A home that has been built, but I forgot to take pics of.
Time to start on our money making schemes. Buy low/resale high…hopefully.
Got to read skill books too. She needs logic for Ghost Hunting.
We are in Sunset Valley. I may probably totally deleted all original females. Story progression will bring in new blood for the future of this challenge.
She does eventually make it to the science center to get her job.
Which will come to a fast halt due to this.
The house is based off of this plan. The search was for a barracks-type building and I came across an apartment building that I liked the shell of.
She was too poor to do much. Kitchen, dining, living, and bedroom with bathroom on the bottom floor.
Nursery, playroom, 4 bathrooms, and the start of a skill room on the second floor.
Geoffrey Landgraab is a bit obsessed with Wisteria. We don’t even add him into the possible father list.
After eating at the Bistro, Wisteria has to befriend a few people to do the interaction to complete the opportunity. Christopher Steele has nothing we need so far.
Boring stuff happens until labor. Luckily she was not in the middle of cooking when this happened.
Baby 1: Apple Cream-Tart
All kids will sport their fathers last names.
I am all about the scoring. We want the 0.4 point bonus for the short span. This means it will be a while for the next kid.
Also, the babysitter started cooking the leftover food and set the place on fire. Good thing the stove was the cheapest one she could afford. It will be about a year before it’s fixed.
She finally has jobs around town. This will also help in finding fathers.
Landgraab asked Wisteria on a date. We can’t afford to say no.
Geoffrey: With a bangin’ body like that, you must be on a veggie diet.
Wisteria: Oh fuck off.
Parker Langerak (one of my favorite SV sims) invited Wisteria over for a pool party later that afternoon. Yes, with my aging he is a YA already.
Geoffrey: I am not a stalker! I was invited.
Dustin: Well, yes I have a job and a zodiac sign.
It wasn’t anything interesting though.
Jay Xavier was at the party as well. He has nothing we need, but he is a nice guy.
Wisteria locks him.
Totally and completely.
Parker: I invited her to the party to get a piece of ass, not watch some bastard swoop in and take her from me.
Xavier: You didn’t have a chance, dude.
Learning alchemy and recipes in her free time.
Then found a Fountain of Youth potion for sale. Whew!
Burrito no more.
She spends her time between both consignment shops buying and selling. Today, she is listing all of her wedding gifts.
Then heading off to do some more work.
Not utilizing Jay to the fullest was an oversight on my part. Until I realize this, Wisteria works the potion stand.
Then I remember Jay has no other thing in life to do besides make them both young again.
Wisteria potty trains Apple. Apple will utilize playpen and walker from the store for the other skills she needs.
Wisteria takes on alchemy while Jay attempts suicide.
Wisteria: You invite me to a party and then woohoo through it. Is this an orgy? Can anyone join in?
This is going super fast!
Daddy #2 is spotted.
Name: German Winter-Fizz
Celebrity: 0 star
Occult: Imaginary Friend (found out later when checking the baby stats)
Job: Journalism
Zodiac: Scorpio
Social Group: None
As she learns all she can from this guy, Wisteria is plotting how to get him to her house.
How about a random group up to go here.
Oops, it turned into a date on the first flirt.
Two times in the shower with no luck.
Jay gives me flashbacks with a hint of PTSD.
For once, my electrocution went okay. Jay runs off to shower.
Which frees up the downstairs so that Wisteria and German can sneak into the bed. 3rd time was the charm.
Money is no object right now.
Aww, Apple is ready for her birthday.
He is so cute. I wonder which Tart contributed to these looks. I see hints of either Sage or Jade around the lips and skin coloring.
Random eye color, otherwise she is mostly Wisteria.
Wisteria: Again?
Jay: Just be glad I will continue to make sure we will live forever.
They are capable of doing other things.
Like finding spirits in the back yard.
And taking the Aptitude Test.
Not bad, girl. All the skill books and tabcasts are paying off.
…and work gets put on hold yet again.
She gets around town just in time for the payments to come in.
Apple is not a fan right now. She has no interest in homework.
Wisteria: Dude, can you turn human so we can see if you can be added to my collection?
Micah: *points to the full moon*
They can still communicate at least.
Micah gets added to the list. The only thing that won’t count is his zodiac sign. Now, she just needs to pop out this kid.
He is getting nowhere fast, but logic to 7 is not too shabby.
Teen incoming!
Did I mention that Jay has a job in journalism? Well he does and now he has to write some stories to advance past level 4, which he has been stuck at for a week or two.
I don’t want anyone else on a computer, so he gets a personal portable one.
This is just for bragging. Lifespan is too short to use this for aging up opportunities.
Apple: Are you really a ghost hunter?
Wisteria: It’s more like a part-time job at this point, but yes I am.
Apple wanted a fairy house and after a nap, she ages up to teen.
Wisteria: OH HELL NO!
Wisteria hits Micah with one of her last potions.
Oh she turned out interesting.
Wisteria: Hey, Micah, want to come over?
Micah: I’m too busy, call me in 5 hours.
Grrr. Yes, that would be a baby in the background. Welcome Bubble!
Wisteria: Thanks for coming over.
Micah: I had some free time and you mentioned spreading your legs.
Name: Micah Muffin-Splash
Celebrity: 1 star
Occult: Werewolf
Job: Science
Zodiac: Scorpio (already used)
Social Group: Nerd
After the sperm takes hold of her uterus, it’s back to work.
| Who’s Your Daddy Scoring | |
| 3 | Pregnancies (max of 26) |
| 0.2 | Husband Bonus |
| 0.3 | Celebrity Cluster |
| 0.3 | Occult Cluster |
| 0 | Travel Cluster |
| 0.1 | Social Group Cluster |
| 0.3 | Job Cluster |
| 0.1 | Zodiac Cluster |
| 0.4 | Lifespan |
| 0 | LTRs |
| 0 | Social Worker Penalty |
| 4.7 | Total Score |
Wisteria's Whippersnappers 
