Hey peeps! I’m really cute when I look like this…
Otherwise, I’m the ugliest thing to hit this family in years.
Mommy says that the sooner I learn stuffs, the sooner I can get big so she doesn’t have to be in the same room as me anymore. I don’t really care though, she’s just a glitchy old pregnant hag now. Auntie Jenn has refused to give her a makeover because she just turns around and breaks herself.
She better be aiming for my potty and not my head, else we be having some words…as soon as I can talk.
Don’t weave me mommy! I share my potty wif you!
Then this stupid family thinks it’s funny to put a toy in the middle of the road with invisible stuffs blocking the way.
–Stupid pegs were glitched. I had to throw two away before finding one that works.
Might be time to move for the last couple of brats. This is driving me insane.
My big brover keeps standing there crying about how hungy he is. If he had a brain, he’d go eat like a big boy. I’m gwad it’s his birfday today.
Dis brover has been seeping all day even though he is hungy too. His happy bar is in the red, just like his plumbob. Auntie Jenn thinks he might die in dat bed.
Mommy frowed this guy away. She beats him up if they are in the same room together.
Auntie Jenn finally got me some toys that work. I fink she mad at my town though. She said lots of bad words today.
Auntie Jenn finally got mommy to finish up the potty training. No one comes to pway with me and I’m lonely though.
Auntie Jenn got me a fwiend. I guess the social worker said I needed ‘tention…whatever that is.
I hearded weird music and mommy got stuck right there. She been there all day. She better move soon or I gonna pee on her feets.
Tumble is weird. He refuses to eat because the silver box is broken. Is dat where food stuffs come from? ‘Nova is upset too. He looks upset enough to puke.
I bet they wuv dat one more then they wuvs me.
~Previosly on Boo Does the Simverse ~
‘Nova is some sort of butterfly, so Auntie Jenn is making him teach me to walk so that he will not be lonely. It’s making boff of us happy
I heard Tumble say the silver box makes the dishes clean. Then he went a broke the water thing that they use as a backup.
The spraying water produced a very scary being who yelled loudly! I got skeered, but ‘Nova said that it was just Mommy’s husband. She said if we called him Daddy ever again, she would gouge our eyes out with the xylo stick.
‘Nova said I was really smart! He said that I learned how to walk quicker than mommy fixed the silver box and the spraying water thing. I wish mommy would come play with me now. ‘Nova said if I hurry up and learn to talk better, I can have a cake at the same time as him!
Tumble said that mommy had to read a baby book, so he is going to teach me to talk like a big girl.
—They are totally tag-teaming her and her hunger, bladder and energy are just about to hit the halfway down mark. Such a smart, happy girl.
Can you have a midlife crisis even when you don’t have a birfday? I think Mommy went off her rocker.
~~’Nova actually has 1 more day as a teen, I thought it was at 0. These two will age up tomorrow instead~~
Mommy was going to buy a kitty, but she picked an old nag instead. Her name is Violet.
Violet is no dummy. She already knows that ‘Nova is the best one in the house.
They say this is the happiest mommy has been in a very long time.
She doesn’t like me though. She said that if I want cake, I have to go get it myself.
Mommy!?! Cake for me?
I told you she didn’t love me.
I mad at Gwape because he was mean to my ‘Nova. He thinks tickling will make me like him.
I will pretend to like this, maybe it will make Gwape nicer to us kids.
I will not waff, I will not waff!
~So marks Ultramarines’ very first laugh and the first time she has been picked up since she was an infant.~
That was fun!
I didn’t really think I was going to get a cake!
I wish someone would love me and that ‘Nova won’t weave me here awone.
Boo did not show up for birthdays. Tumble knew how much UM needed the attention, so he chose to celebrate with her first.
‘Nova is excited to be YA soon. He wished that he could take Tumble and UM out of this house forever. D:
…while Tumble turned his celebratory attentions to ‘Nova, and UM did her sparkle dance….
Boo was not here and Grape ran off to chat with someone on the computer.
Wishes have been broken since the great explosion. ‘Nova also wants to be BFF’s with Tumble and that’s it. Unfortunately, they showed up during her candle blowing, so they will never get done now.
As you can see, I was wrong. I thought Grape and ‘Nova had the argument. I should have known better.
I am really afraid to swing that camera around…LOL.
See! See what happens when mommy’s and daddy’s don’t love their kids! She is now a grumpy and brave technophobe.
For my birthday, ‘Nova and Tumble got me a little present. New hair, eyebrows and a little bit of surgery on my mouth.
‘Nova aged up perfectly. He left to get a job in the science career. Then he said he was moving out.
Maybe if I clean everything up they will love me.
Instead of kicking him out, Tumble and UM raided the secret stash of money and bought ‘Nova a 2 bedroom house with the hopes that they will be able to go live with him when they grow up.
Pistachio had a baby girl named Walnut with Cocoa Slush.
OMG! It’s Quicksand!
Hi Sister! I just took a class in fishing. It was awesome!
Quick: Look, kid, come back when you can impress me.
Bitch..just like mommy.
Quick: Lob, why are you talking to that ugly blue thing??
Loblolly: She’s not ugly and she’s our sister.
Hoki! It’s my birthday today! I even was allowed to have a cake!
That’s awesome, little sister! Only two more and you can escape those two nutjobs too!
Rose! Rose! Wanna hear a funny story?
I stole all mommy’s diamonds and bought ‘Nova a house!
~~Rose is listed as her step-sister because she is Grape’s daughter, but she is also her great-niece because she is Azure’s granddaughter.
Rose: Oh gosh! That’s the funniest thing ever!.
Cool: Well hello there, Aunt UM. How’s the nut house?
You look eerily like mommy. Sucks to be you!
Cool: Tell me about it! My mom hated it too! (her mom was Buttercup).
‘Stachio, what happened to your hair?
Pistachio: Auntie Jenn killed it, that bitch!
‘Nova, I miss you already! When can I come live with you?
’Nova: Not until you’re an adult, I’m afraid. It’s getting dark. Go on home now.
This is the last place in the simverse I want to be. D:
Boo *stares creepily*
After a piece of cake for dinner, UM puts away all the leftovers in an attempt to make everyone happy.
Then she chose to sleep in ‘Nova’s old bed so that she would not be alone.
Meanwhile…V tries to claw its way out of Boo.
Rosewood and Valentino Illusion announced that they are expecting.
Little Viridian was born outside the horse stall.
Boo immediately wished to snuggle him..something she never wanted to do with UM.
UM dreams of the time when she can call up ‘Nova and ask to move in.